those were the days when there was no internet and dinosaurs were flying in the skies roaring

Everything about We could grow up together is setting off little green fireworks, and I love his hanging, "I know all the streets of Paris but here in the country I am lost." It does remind me of my favorite John Derian object and the general topsy-turviness of an urbanite in the woods or All's Well That Ends Well.
(Thank you to Mr. Peacock for reintroducing me.)